A newly wed Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to
his wife Y'know sumptin, honey, we have a wonderful system at de fire
station.

Bell 1 rings - we put on de jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.

From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
When I says Bell two', you jump on de bed. When I says 'Bell tree',
we's gonna mek love all tru de night."

The next night he came home and shouted:


'Bell One' and she stripped naked.
'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
'Bell Tree', and they started to make love.


After a few minutes the wife yelled out!

"Bell Four".


"What de hell is 'Bell Four', woman?"
She replied:

"Roll out more hose, man, you ain't nowhere near de fire