Twee ouens in Woolworths stamp mekaar se winkeltrollies.
Die een sê: "Hel, ek's jammer, man, maar ek soek my vrou."
Dis toevallig. Ek soek myne ook."
"Miskien kan ons mekaar help. Hoe lyk jou vrou?"
"Sy's lank. Sy't lang, donker hare, lang bene met mooi kuite,
groterige, ferm t1ete en 'n oulike, stywe gat.
Hoe lyk joune?"
"F0k dit. Kom ons soek joune."


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