While watching the rugby the other night my wife and I were discussing life
and death. I told her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a
vegetative state, dependent on some machine and relying on fluids from a
bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

Some days I hate being married to a smart bitch.

(74 words)

Back to latest


1Posted by zero on 2006-05-12 10:01:32
You know what they say: "Can't live with them, can't without them."

Next in line


Related Media

Related Information
Submitted: 9 years ago
Contributed: MS
Tags: support  
Viewers: 1
Problem? Report it


0 Grins
0 Growls

View this post on your mobile

So HOT right now ...
Funny comics viewed by 3 visitors
Cool slogans ... viewed by 1 visitor
Jerk magnet viewed by 1 visitor
How thin is your middle... viewed by 1 visitor
Brakpan viewed by 1 visitor
Hiroshima 65 years later. viewed by 1 visitor
Punishment ... viewed by 1 visitor

Random Media

Got a funny picture, joke, link or anything amusing?

Get it posted on the site by mailing it to us

Contribute Here

January's Top Grinners

January's Top Growlers


Find us on Facebook
Subscribe to Email Jokes PG13 Feed

Subscribe to the Email Jokes PG13 RSS Feed


Copyright © 2015 Adult Jokes. All rights reserved.
2005 - 2015

NOTICE: All content is posted by users of this site and the owner does not accept any liability relating to the copyright thereof.
To have content removed or accredited with your link, please contact our content administrator