Three couples wanted to be admitted into a new church. One was an elderly
couple, one was a middle-aged couple, and one was a young couple.

The priest said, "Well, the only way you can get into my church is to
abstain from having sex for two weeks."

"No problem," said all three couples.

Two weeks later, the three couples returned to the church.

"It was a piece of cake," said the elderly couple. "We didn't have sex for
two weeks straight."

The middle-aged couple said, "It was kind of difficult, but we made it. We
didn't have sex for two weeks straight."

Finally, the young couple said, "Well, we made it through the first five
days or so, but then, as my wife was bending over to pick up a can of paint,
I just had to give it to her right then and there."

The priest was stunned. "You do realize that you aren't welcome in this
church, don't you?"

The couple shrugged it off. "That's ok. We aren't welcome in Home Depot
anymore, either."