An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed!

"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you
will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex
watch instead?"

"Looka here sonnie. Somma day you gonna runna da business.....you gonna
have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a
bambinos."

"Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with
another man.

Whadda you gonna do then....... pointa to you watch and say "Times up"?"