a.. Monitor - Keeping an eye on the braai

b.. Download - Get the firewood off the bakkie

c.. Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold beer

d.. Keyboard - Where you hang the bakkie and bike keys

e.. Window - What you shut when it's cold

f.. Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season

g.. Byte - What mosquitoes do

h.. Bit - What mosquitoes did

i.. Mega Byte - What mosquitoes at the lake do

j.. Chip - A bar snack

k.. Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips

l.. Modem - What you did to the lawns

m.. Dot Matrix - Oom Jan Matrix's wife

n.. Laptop - Where the cat sleeps

o.. Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC

p.. Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from Checkers

q.. Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed

r.. Mainframe - What holds the shed up

s.. Web - What spiders make

t.. Web Site - The shed (or under the verandah)

u.. Cursor - The old bloke what swears a lot

v.. Search Engine - What you do when the bakkie won't go

w.. Yahoo - What you say when the bakkie does go

x.. Upgrade - A steep hill

y.. Server - The person at the pub what brings out the lunch

z.. Mail Server - The bloke at the pub what brings out the lunch

aa.. User - The neighbour what keeps borrowing things

ab.. Network - When you have to repair your fishing net

ac.. Internet - Complicated fish net repair method

ad.. Netscape - When fish maneuvers out of reach of net

ae.. Online - When you get the laundry hung out

af.. Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up