Olaf vas vorking at de fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut
off all ten of his finkers.

He vent to da emergency room in de klinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky
doctor looked at Olaf and said:
"Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do".
Olaf said, "I haven't got da finkers."
"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "It's 2006, for
goodness sake! Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible
techniques.
I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da
finkers?"

Olaf replies (irritably) ......
.
"How da vock vas I suppose to pick dem up?"