One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door.

She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny
and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, so we put her
in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call
her, so we named her "Pussycat."

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us
know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer)
said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks!"

He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty
cat, not him. My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye.

The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet
'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe'
at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this
particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is
located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting
room and office were full of people waiting to see the doctor.

A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my
husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud
voice said, "Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more and it's
finally clean and shaved, so she now smells like a rose. Oh, and, by
the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!"

Then he closed the door.

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!