You mission is to identify correctly, based on proper urinal etiquette, the
stall at which you should stand. Good luck!

1. Urinals 2 and 4 are occupied.

| | X | | X | | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 

ANSWER: The correct answer is 6. It's the ONLY one to go to and every guy
instinctively knows this.



2. Urinal 1 is occupied.

| X | | | | | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

ANSWER: The correct answer is 6. Stall 5 is acceptable, but you run a
greater risk of being next to someone who arrives later.

3. No urinals are occupied.

| | | | | | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |  

ANSWER: The correct answer is 1 or 6. By choosing one of these, you are
tacitly saying, "I don't want anyone next to me."

4. Urinals 2, 4 and 6 are occupied.

| | X | | X | | X |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

ANSWER: The correct answer is 1. You're stuck being next to at least ONE
guy, so you minimize the impact and get a wall on your left. NEVER go
between TWO guys if you can help it. Exceptions to this are stadium rest
rooms where the herd thunders in.

5. Urinals 2, 5 and 6 are occupied.

| | X | | | X | X |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

ANSWER: The correct answer is 4. Believe it or not, 1 or 3 "couples" you
with the guy in stall 2. And we wouldn't want THAT now, would we? This
differs from question 4 in such a subtle way that the nuances cannot be
explained. Suffice it to say, only we men would understand!

6. Urinals 1, 2, 5 and 6 are occupied.

| X | X | | | X | X |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

ANSWER: The answer is NONE! You go to the mirror and pretend to comb your
hair or straighten a tie until the urinals "open up" a bit more. If you have
to go REAL, REAL BAD, for God's sake, man, use a stall with a door!


ADDITIONAL RULES:
NO Talking, unless it's a good friend... but even then, keep it terse and
unemotional. This ain't no clubhouse.
I don't think I need to tell you, but absolutely NO touching of anyone other
than yourself. A touch of another's elbow is the highest offense.
NO Singing. Period.

Glances are for purposes of acknowledgment only..."Yeah, I see you there. I
will not look again."