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Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your
waiter may know!
YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH
This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING
DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute.
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the
bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste
of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number
of times a week that you
would like to go out to eat.
(more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2
(just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50
5. If you have already had your
birthday this year add 1757...
If you haven't, add 1756.
6. Now subtract the four digit
year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number.
The first digit of this was your
original number. (i.e., How many
times you want to go out to
restaurants in a week.)
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007)
IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS
waiter may know!
YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH
This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING
DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute.
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the
bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste
of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number
of times a week that you
would like to go out to eat.
(more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2
(just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50
5. If you have already had your
birthday this year add 1757...
If you haven't, add 1756.
6. Now subtract the four digit
year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number.
The first digit of this was your
original number. (i.e., How many
times you want to go out to
restaurants in a week.)
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007)
IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS
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