A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the young teller,

"I want to open a fucking checking account".

"Please sir", she replies, "we can't have language like that in here."

"Why the Fuck not?" he asked.

"Sir," Came her retort, "I must ask you to refrain from swearing."

"I don't give a shit what you want," he answers, "I just want to open a
fucking checking account."

With this the teller leaves and returns in a moment with her branch manager.


The manager asks if he might be able to help the gentleman.

"Shit yes", came the reply, "I just won 14 million dollars in the lottery
and want to open a fucking checking account."

The branch manager says, "I see, and this stupid, fucking, bitch is giving
you a hard time?"