Hestrie Cloete en Jurie Els het nog geen honeymoon gehad nie. Hestrie het
glo blykbaar los bo-oor Jurie se lat gespring!

****************************************************************************
****

Ek het 'n wonderlike nuwe eetplan gekombineerd met oefening ontdek: Neem 1
Weetbix, krummel 1 Aero bo-oor en VOILA - AREOBIX !!

****************************************************************************
****

Jannie: Juffrou, ek dink my kat hakkel.
Juffrou: Hoe so, Jannie?
Jannie: Toe hy die hond sien, sê hy Ffff...Ffff...Ffff, en voor hy kon sê
fokof, toe byt die hond hom.

****************************************************************************
****

Dronk boemelaar kom by 'n man wat push ups doen in die parkie. Hy sê:
"Die een wat jy wil spyker is nie meer daar nie."

****************************************************************************
****


(99 words)

Back to latest

Sponsored



Comments

No comments - be the first to post a comment.

Login or Register to post comments.


Next in line


Sponsored




Related Media



Links to this post


Sponsors

Related Information
Submitted: 8 years ago
Contributed:
Tags: vuil   laerskool   grappies   afrikaans  
Viewers: 1
Problem? Report it

Share


3 Grins
0 Growls



View this post on your mobile




So HOT right now ...
Mild laughter within.... viewed by 13 visitors
... But still funny ... viewed by 12 visitors
Very clever stuff viewed by 11 visitors
"TAXI" KILLERS viewed by 11 visitors
Cartoons and such..... viewed by 11 visitors
Bumper stickers viewed by 10 visitors
New bumper stickers ... viewed by 10 visitors



Random Media

Contribute
Got a funny picture, joke, link or anything amusing?

Get it posted on the site by mailing it to us

Contribute Here


We're listening ...

Would you buy the SA Playboy Magazine?



Vote
Getting poll results. Please wait...


What others are doing ...



Subscribe

Find us on Facebook
Subscribe to Email Jokes PG13 Feed

Subscribe to the Email Jokes PG13 RSS Feed




Copyright © 2013 Adult Jokes. All rights reserved.
2005 - 2013

NOTICE: All content is posted by users of this site and the owner does not accept any liability relating to the copyright thereof.
To have content removed or accredited with your link, please contact our content administrator