Sielkundige vra vir Gammat : Kyk jy vir jou vrou se gesig gedurende seks.
"Ek het eenkeer en sy het redelik de m0er in gelyk."
"Hoe dan so?"
"Sy het by die venster ingeloer."

Gammat verdrink in 'n wynvat op die plaas.
Regter vra of hy dadelik verdrink het.
Getuie, "Ny djou honor, hy't 2 maal uitgeklim om te pee".

Vrou wat rondkuier se man vermoed dit en sÍ vir haar :
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Vrou : Met 'n fluitjie soos joune kan jy bly wees jy is nog in die orkes...

What do you call a gay man in Afrikaans?
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