| Common Sense Advice - courtesy U.S. Military | |
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| Quotes from various MILITARY sources... --------------------------------------------------- 'If the enemy is in range, so are you.' - Infantry Journal ------------------------------------------- 'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.'... Read more | |
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| Choosing a Spouse | |
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4 days ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: spouse choosing Make a comment |
| Choosing a Spouse A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do... Read more | |
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| As DSTV 'n P-kanaal kry | |
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PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 days ago by Eddie Tagged with: pg13l p-kanaal kry dstv afrikaans 1 comment |
| Sou DSTV 'n porno kanaal begin, 'n moontlike kanaal kan wees KYK-SLET. Hier is 'n voorlopige schedule: 18:00 Kanaal open 18:05 Tietie Walie: Bennie Broekwurm vermaak ons met sy manewales. 18:30 TolSport: Aangebied deur... Read more | |
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| HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES ... | |
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1 week ago by SS Tagged with: properly employees Make a comment |
| 1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room. 2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door. 3. Leave them alone and come back after 6... Read more | |
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| Thinking out the box (as it were) | |
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PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 week ago by SS Tagged with: were thinking pg13l box Make a comment |
| A teacher asks a student: What is the opposite of laughing? Student answers: Fucking! Teacher : Shame on you! How can you possibly arrive at such a conclusion? Student : Laughing is... Read more | |
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| Can you resist ... | |
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2 weeks ago by zero Tagged with: resist Make a comment |
| ...... Not to click? http://usa.bjdylu.co.cc/index.html | |
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| Patience .... | |
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2 weeks ago by Jakes Tagged with: patience jakes Make a comment |
| The cop carefully approached the car to get a closer look. Then he saw a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately noticed a young woman... Read more | |
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| SA Taxes | |
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2 weeks ago by SS Tagged with: taxes local Make a comment |
| Ten men went out every day for beer and the bill for all 10 came to R100. They wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So... Read more | |
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| A Fact of Life | |
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2 weeks ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: Make a comment |
| Fact of Life: After Monday and Tuesday... even the calendar says: W T F ... Read more | |
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| Airplanes vs. Women | |
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2 weeks ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: women airplanes Make a comment |
| Sixteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women: 1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time. 2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick... Read more | |
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| South African Presidential dilemma. | |
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3 weeks ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: presidential dilemma african Make a comment |
| I phoned the South African Presidential office and, thank goodness I did. If it was not for me making that phone-call, our Zumie would have ended up with 16 wives in the... Read more | |
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| The Pope And Zuma | |
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4 weeks ago by Spoedvark Tagged with: zuma spoedvark pope Make a comment |
| The Pope and Jacob Zuma died on the same day and because of an Administrative mix up the Pope went to hell and Jacob Zuma went to Heaven. The Pope explains the situation... Read more | |
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| Beautiful Waves | |
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4 weeks ago by EoE Tagged with: waves photos eoe beautiful Make a comment |
| These beautiful images of waves were taken by Clark Little whom many consider the premier photographer... Read more | |
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| IT geek biology... | |
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PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 weeks ago by MA Tagged with: pg13l geek biology Make a comment |
| 1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information. 2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB. 3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms. 4. In... Read more | |
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| Million $$ questions... (PG18) | |
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PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 weeks ago by SS Tagged with: questions pg18 pg13l million Make a comment |
| Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted! Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not... Read more | |
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| CAPE FLATS LULLABY | |
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1 month ago by Mtatazela Tagged with: lullaby flats cape Make a comment |
| CAPE FLATS LULLABY Hush my laaitie don't you cry Daddy's gonna steal you a GTi, And if that GTi don't Torque Another GTi, I will stalk. And if the stalking don't go to well Daddy's gonna steal you... Read more | |
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| Article on Haiti in Botswana press | |
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1 month ago by BN Tagged with: press haiti botswana article actual 6 comments |
| I hope black people will learn a lesson from the earthquake, that hit Haiti. If they don’t learn anything from it, then I throw up my hands in despair and give-up. Let’s... Read more | |
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| Kry eers al die feite ... | |
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PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 month ago by SS Tagged with: pg13 kry feite eers afrikaans Make a comment |
| Man kom gisteraand by die huis en sê vir die vrou: "Wat sal jy doen as ek die lotto wen?" Vrou: "Ek vat die helfte en loop!" Man: "Cool! Hier's... Read more | |
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| President Jacob Zuma featured in UK quiz | |
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1 month ago by zero Tagged with: zuma quiz president local jacob featured 3 comments |
| Question 3 President Jacob Zuma of South Africa is a polygamist, who has fathered up to 20 children with seven women. How many times has he married? http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/8498996.stm |
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| 30 second Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola) | |
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1 month ago by QuickSand Tagged with: speech second quicksand inspiring dyson cola coca ceo bryan Make a comment |
| VERY SHORT, MOST EFFECTIVE AND HOW TRUE... 30 second Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola) "Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some... Read more | |
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| A woman's week at the Gym (How true is this!!) | |
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PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 month ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: true pg13l gym Make a comment |
| If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine Dear Diary For my birthday... Read more | |
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| Tandarts | |
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1 month ago by SS Tagged with: tandarts afrikaans Make a comment |
| TANDE TREK Vrou by die tandarts: "Ek raak liewer swanger as om 'n tand te laat trek!" Tandarts: "Dame, besluit nou asseblief sodat ek kan weet hoe om die stoel te stel."... Read more | |
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| How we men are misunderstood ! | |
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PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 month ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: pg13l misunderstood men Make a comment |
| Being a modest man, when I checked into my motel I said to the lady at the desk: "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied,... Read more | |
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| Perceptions and how they differ! | |
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PG13S Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 month ago by Mtatazela Tagged with: pg13s perceptions differ Make a comment |
| Two female co-workers are having a conversation at work: Did you have good sex last night? No. It was a disaster... Husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes, got on top... Read more | |
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| Next Survivor Contest | |
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1 month ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: survivor contest 1 comment |
| Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and either take music... Read more | |
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